23 St. Patrick's Day Mommy & Me Jokes That Sham-Rock!
Happy St. Patrick's Day from Mia Belle Girls! We know you're all set with pinch-proof ensembles and matching tops with your mini mavens, now you have some hilarious jokes to make the day complete. Have you heard these 23 St. Patrick's Day jokes before? Try them out on your kids and see if you can make them laugh! Read the whole blog for a special St. Patty's Day discount code!
1. Knock, knock! Who's there? Warren. Warren who? Warren anything green for St. Patrick's Day?
2. Where can you always find gold on St. Patrick's Day? The dictionary
3. Why do leprechauns love to garden? They have GREEN thumbs!
4. What's the difference between wisdom and luck? One is clever. The other is CLOVER!
5.Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? Regular rocks are too heavy!
6. How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day? They Play their BRAG--pipes
7. What do you call a frog that jumped into a pot of gold? A LEAP-rechaun!
8. How did the leprechaun win the race? He took a shortcut.
9. Who's St. Patrick's favorite superhero? The Green Lantern
10. Who is the world's tallest leprechaun? The Jolly Green Giant
11. Knock, knock! Who's there? Potty. Potty who? Potty gold at the end of the rainbow!
12. What do you call a bad Irish dance? A JIG mistake!
13. Why do leprechauns recycle? They like to go GREEN
14. What kind of bow can't be tied? A RAINbow!
15. Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland? Because he couldn't afford plan tickets for all those snakes!
16. How does a leprechaun decorate it's yard? With Paddy O'Furniture!
17. How can you tell if a potato is not from Ireland? When it's a FRENCH Fry!
18. Do people get jealous of the Irish? Oh, yes! They turn GREEN with envy.
19. What do you call a tall Irish spider? Paddy Long Legs.
20. When does a leprechaun cross the road? When the light is GREEN of course
21. What does it mean if you find a four-leaf clover? That you have too much time on your hands!
22. How does a leprechaun work out? By pushing his luck!
23. What do you call a leprechaun's dream home? A lepre-CONDO!
Did you get a chuckle or two from your lil' lass? Let us know which was her favorite in the comments below! And just for reading, take an extra 23% off your next order with code WHATLUCK23. Valid 3/17-3/14 only
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