25 Mom Jokes to Serve Up This Thanksgiving

Why do Dads always get labeled the funny ones? Moms are hilarious too! Do Dad Puns take over when the family gets together? Well, pull up a seat to the adult table with these Mom jokes to send your kids giggling away.

 

25 Mom Jokes to Serve Up This Thanksgiving - Mia Belle Girls Blog
What smells the best every Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose!
    What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth.
    What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? The letter "g."
      Why did the turkey play the drums in band class? Because he had the drumsticks.
        What kind of glass does a turkey drink from? A gobblet. 
          What sound does a limping turkey make? "Wobble, wobble!"
            What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you know, he'd turn over in his gravy!
              Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken.
                Why did the cranberries turn red? They saw the turkey dressing.

                 

                 

                25 Mom Jokes to Serve Up This Thanksgiving - Mia Belle Girls Blog
                When is turkey soup terrible for your health? When you're the turkey!
                What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky.
                  What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn? An eggroll.
                    When do you serve rubber turkey? On Pranksgiving!
                      What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Eight feather dusters. 
                        What kind of key can fly but can't open locks? A turkey. 
                          Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside!
                          Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can't jump.

                             

                            25 Mom Jokes to Serve Up This Thanksgiving
                            Why was mom late to her job the day after Thanksgiving? Because it was Black Friday, and she gave herself 50% off the workday.
                              What do you call unhappy cranberries? Blueberries.
                              What do you call a turkey running at full speed? Fast food!
                                What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing, wing, wing.
                                  What do turkeys give thanks for on Thanksgiving? Vegetarians.
                                  Why can't you take a turkey to church? Because they use such fowl language.
                                    What happens when a turkey gets into a fight. It gets the stuffing knocked out of it.
                                      Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? In the dictionary. 

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