Why do Dads always get labeled the funny ones? Moms are hilarious too! Do Dad Puns take over when the family gets together? Well, pull up a seat to the adult table with these Mom jokes to send your kids giggling away.
What smells the best every Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose!
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? The letter "g."
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you know, he'd turn over in his gravy!
When is turkey soup terrible for your health? When you're the turkey!
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky.
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside!
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can't jump.
Why was mom late to her job the day after Thanksgiving? Because it was Black Friday, and she gave herself 50% off the workday.
What do you call a turkey running at full speed? Fast food!
Why can't you take a turkey to church? Because they use such fowl language.