25 Christmas Mom Jokes To Have Your Kids "Ho, ho ho"-ing!

Ignore the groans and eyerolls, it's time to break out the Christmas mom jokes for the holidays! Tis the season to make your loved ones jolly with these 25 old chestnuts given a new twist, just for funny moms.
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house!
What did one Christmas tree say to another? Lighten up!
Instead of gifts this year, I'm giving everyone my opinion. Get excited!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They always drop their needles!

25 Christmas Mom Jokes To Have Your Kids "Ho, ho ho"-ing!

The stages of Christmas Shopping: 1. Plenty of Time 2. Oh no

 What's Santa's favorite chips? Crisp Pringles!

Everyone keeps asking me if I'm ready for Christmas. No, Rachel, I'm not even ready for today!

What do you call a snowman that can walk? Snow mobile

How do you keep your hands clean over the holidays? With Santa-tizer

25 Christmas Mom Jokes To Have Your Kids "Ho, ho ho"-ing!

Looking at my kids' Christmas lists, they really think this mommy gig pays well.

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!

What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”? Santa walking backwards!

What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap!

Christmas is the best because I can shout, "Don't come in here!" and my kids assume I'm wrapping their presents instead of just wanting to be left alone.

25 Christmas Mom Jokes To Have Your Kids "Ho, ho ho"-ing!

What's every mom's favorite Christmas carol? Silent Night!

How is Christmas exactly like your job? You do all the work and some guy in a suit gets all the credit.

What did one ornament say to the other? I like hanging with you!

What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots?

What does Santa say when he get's stuck in the chimney? Ho, ho Heeellllppp!

25 Christmas Mom Jokes To Have Your Kids "Ho, ho ho"-ing!

Not to brag, but I have a talent for predicting what's inside a wrapped present. It's a gift.

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!

What do grapes sing at Christmas? 'Tis the season to be jelly.

What's Red, White, and Blue? A sad candy cane!

The Mom's 12 Days of Christmas: 12 trips to Target, 11 "Mom, I'm hungry"s, 10 "Frozen" re-runs, 9 burnt Christmas cookies, 8 failed family photos, 7 sibling fights, 6 party invites, 5 primal screams, 4 "Crap, we're late"s, 3 bottles of wine, 2 Christmas pageants, and 1 sobbing call to my mom!

 

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25 Christmas Mom Jokes To Have Your Kids "Ho, ho ho"-ing!


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